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A Steve Flat is a cigarette that has been crushed flat due to constantly sitting on the pack which has been placed in the back pocket. Widely rejected and criticized at first the Steve Flat cigarette has gained in popularity and has acquired a wide fan base amongst smokers because of its tendency to never roll when placed down, other reasons for preferring this smoke are unknown but my best guess is, its the first change in a cigarette shape since its creation.
Barrett- "Yo Steve, can i grab a smoke off you"
Steve - "Ya, no problem"
Barrett - "What the fuck lol, its flat"
Steve - "Ya i know, I sat on them....again. I'm trying to name it, don't know what though"
Mario - "Call it a Steve Flats"
Barrett - "Massive!"
Steve - "lol fuckin Barrett"
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Phrase used by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the film 'Baseketball' as a psych-out in their newly made sport.
Matt: C'mom Squeak, throw the ball!
*Squeak prepares for his shot*
Trey: Steve Perry! Steve Perry!
Squeak: Gaaahhh!
*Air ball*
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Drummer to the band Placebo, bandmates of Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal. Played on some of Placebo's demo tapes, but was unable to join band because prior commitments to the band Breed. After Breed found out they were crap and Placebo got rid of their drummer Robert Schultzberg Hewitt joined the band forever. Is now married to his two husbands Brian Molko and Stefan Osdal.
OMG, did you see Placebos gig(?), Steve Hewitt made me come in my pants!!!111
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A Hollywood actor known for his talent at playing misfits and creeps, and for committing the unforgivable crime of having self esteem in Hollywood. His refusal to replace his distinctive face with plastic like most other actors his age has earned him much scorn from mainstream shows and reviewers who label him as "ugly." Funny enough, he and his wife Jo Andres (another "ugly" artist who has chosen to look human rather than stretch out her cheeks with plastic surgery) are among the few couples in Hollywood to have a long-lasting, healthy marriage.
"So let me get this straight. You want me to watch a movie from the '90s I've never heard of, staring Nicholas Cage with a fake Alabama accent?"
"It also has Steve Buscemi as a Hannibal knock-off, and he actually doesn't die."
"Well what are we waiting for? Roll film!"
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To wait until the last minute to take a crap in Japan, rush around looking for a toilet when all they have are virtually holes in the floor, most without toilet paper or soap, Only to find yourself sprinting for the last washroom possible but getting there too late. When the dust begins to settle, your shorts are around your ankles taking grenades and you start saying things like "It's too late", "It's so bad" while at the same time reaching your breaking point and shedding a few tears. Once you regain you composure you leave your underwear in the bottom of the hole, you clean up what you can and walk away when the coast is clear.
While visiting the beautiful city of Osaka, I was ill informed about the availability of a north american toilet, It turned out to be a messy Osaka Steve.
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Jimmy Steve is a compulsive liar who lies about his identity and tells the girl he loves that he will never ever leave her but always seems to leave. He's a lying piece of scum.
He's such a Jimmy Steve
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