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An unexplainable phenomenon. Stoned people seem to be able to call forth ninja reflexes to perform miraculous feats such as moving from being stuck on the couch to saving a bong from teetering off of a table. Many a stoner has been known to be able to snatch a lighter tossed to them from mid-air.
"Dude, we were moving the coffee table and forgot about the huge drink on it that we would have spilled everywhere if she hadn't leapt off the couch and saved it with her stoner catch."
two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.
Damn, shaan and adrian are such a stoner couple, they always blaze together.
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Few can consume enough cannabis to become one. A colossal stoner is the grand archmagister of the stoner kind. A colossal stoner's tolerance break lasts about half an hour. The period between each joint when he/she is not smoking is just about as long as the time it takes to roll another joint. If a colossal stoner greens out, their immediate action upon waking up is a wake&bake. A colossal stoner on average will have enough cannabinoids in their system to get arrested and charged for trafficking.
- "It sucks that your grandfather has Alzheimer's."
- "My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimer's, you insensitive prick, he's a colossal stoner."
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Women who have got killer careers and enviable social lives. They're also major potheads. These are smart, successful women who light up in their off-hours.
These women are the balls-to-the-wall career animals whose idea of decompressing after a grueling day isn't a glass of Chardonnay but a toke (or three) of marijuana—not just every now and again, but on a regular basis—the type who stashes a pack of E-Z Wider rolling paper in the silverware drawer or keeps a pipe at the ready next to a pile of bills. By all outward appearances, they are card-carrying, type A workaholics who just happen to prefer kicking back with a blunt instead of a bottle.
Me & my boss are stiletto stoners; everyday we work so hard to accomplish goals. At the end of a grueling day, there is but only one way, to relax!
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A milder version of the "kiddie speedball," the Stoner speedball is when users ingest or smoke marijuana (depressant) and drink copious amounts of coffee or energy drink (stimulant). A safe alternative.
Dan: Hey you want try a speedball?
Matt: No thanks brah I'm stoner speedballin'
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a fat pothead whose name is Steve
a male who sells or smokes cannabis
he who deals the weed
the man that makes me high
Hey Stoner Steve Wheres all the bud at
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when your talking to someone and you trail off into a convorsation that has nothing to do with what your talking about.. but then you eventually get back to what you wanted to talk about the first time
dave: yea so i found this tv in the dumpster and then i saw this bum
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white
a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..
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