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It's what you get when you combine Jennifer Lopez's arse with a potato peeler.
Mmmmm, mmmm - that's one fine strip-of-bacon.
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When you go to a strip club hoping to spend some time with your favorite dancer, only to find out that she isn't working that night.
"I drove all the way across town so I could get a lap dance from Liz, but when I got to the club the bouncer told me that she had the night off. Oh well, strip happens."
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A game typically played to take advantage of women that don’t know to play poker. They then lose an article of clothing one at time. While playing Strip Poker many players start stripping from the top (ex. Shirt) then go down their body until they lose their pants to the winning player. Some variations of Strip Poker allow the winner to keep the loser’s clothes for themself. It’s optional if you want to go on and bet the underwear or not.
Methods of playing:
1: To have the winning player of each round pick a loser that has to take off an article of clothing and give it to the winner.
2: Each Player bets an article of clothing and the losing player takes off the article of clothing that they bet in the beginning of the round.
Chad won a pair of Jessica’s Leggings in a game of strip poker yesterday
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Another name for Maxi-pads or any other feminine napkin.
Her: "Honey, can you stop off at the store and buy me some pads?"
Him: "What? You're out of tuna strips again?"
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My uncle forces me to play it with him. If I say no he automatically wins and he beats me
Strip uno
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A number of frends were discussing how MILF (mom i'd like to f*ck) is now too popular to use in a crowded place, as the MILF in question would probably understand what you were saying. These same individuals were taken to saying MILF YSSUP (which is to say MILF PUS*Y).
FILM was substituted instead of MILF, and STRIP was added for obvious effect (and because it sounds like YSSUP).
Hey guys, check out that FILM STRIP sitting on the chair by the window!
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Playing the card game speed and removing a piece of clothing each time the a player loses a round.
We played speed strip last night. Best tits I’ve ever seen.
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