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A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.
Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
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When your dick is so huge that it barely fits in her pussy
His dick was so big. He gave me a dirty richard
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n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people
"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."
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a newly welcome homosexual that has just taken his first penis in the ass
i so pulled a richard newcomer last night
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Squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his arse.
Richard Gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter's age.
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