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When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
"Oh, Lopez is coming over? SUPERMAN DAT BRO!!"
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Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt
my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.
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When a male ejaculates on a blanket and sticks it on a female's back, creating a cape like superman.
Made famous by Soulja Boi's single, "Crank dat"
Lyrics are as follows: "Watch me crank dat soulja boi den superman dat ho"
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Similar in execution to the original Houdini, although to perform correctly you should have dressed up as mild mannered reporter clark kent. Upon spitting on the ladys back she will turn round, whilst she is doing this simply leap into the nearest cupboard and leap back out again dressed as the man of steel, then ejaculate your super-sperm into the ladys astonished face, bellow the legend "Houdini SUUUPERMAAAAN!" then leave via the nearest window.
'Hey Man, your mum sure looked shocked when i gave her the Houdini Superman Surprise last night!'
'Yeah, I think she was expecting a Darren Delight instead!'
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When a hoe won't give up the "Poon-tang", you wait till she sleep and then you spray your "Man nog" ("baby batter" "liquid love" what ever you call it,) on her back. Then you stick the sheets to it. Let it dry over night and when she awakes in the morning she will have a cape like Superman. Here's to you "cockteases" lol.
She not tryin to give it up then "Superman dat ho".
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When you slap that shit out of a hoe that keeps talking out of turn or is talking crazy/disrespectfully. You slap her extremely fast, hard, and strong as if superman had slapped her; thus causing her to fold up like a wallet or fly up under something.
Pachi: You need to quit actin like a bitch
Aly: I'm gon' do what i wanna do! You cant tell me what to do
*Pachi proceeds to "superman that hoe" with lightning speed and iron-like might, causing Aly to fly across the room*
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A man who one day in the late 90s decided he needed to 'protect' the city of St Cloud MN. He perched himself at a highly noticed intersection of town, 25th Ave and Divison St. the former home of a small Dairy Queen. He work a tight fitting, cut muscle style, Superman tshirt and donned a large American flag on a pole. He could be seen at this location for quite something until he was trespassed from the property and adjoining businesses for harassment to customers.
To this day in 2021 he still is seen driving the streets of ol StC in his same shirts (much, MUCH larger) and flags to more draw up fights with locals.
Sarah...'wanna go to go to DQ and get a blizzard?'
Julie...'NO WAY! St Cloud Superman is out there again and being really creepy! Let's go to the Red Barn instead!'
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