An independent woman that does not take shit from man, woman or doctors.
An independent woman that can hold her own pee and poker cards like any man
Susan The Red Head once stayed at the poker table for a period of 32 hours non-stop
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A childless woman who criticizes other women with children.
That woman pulled a Susan buuck tachik on me again
Susan Shua Moua is the best thing that could ever happen to you. She will always take care of you, love you, feed you, and she will be the best girlfriend ever! Having Susan Shua Moua is like having a mermaid or a unicorn because youll only see them once!!!
I love you Susan Shua Moua!
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When you perform oral sex on someone and get poop on the tip of your nose.
Hey, looks like you got a brown eyed susan last night. You've got shit on your nose!
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When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.
Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.
Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...
James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.
Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!
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a sexual act in which a man humps a woman's leg while his penis is in an erect state while wearing clothes; dry humping of the leg; to perform such an act; sometimes abbreviated as SBA.
"The date was going okay until we started making out and he totally Susan B. Anthonied me!"
"If I never get another Susan B. Anthony it will be too soon!"
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The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.
I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.
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