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Swapping 20's is trading child and adulthood horror stories with someone new encountered in public life as a way of bonding with them and creating the first strains of friendship with them. Derived from "What's your 20", CB lingo for "your location" or "where you're at."
In "female rules", if she wants to be seen as "a nice person", and therefore easy to manipulate later on, the recipient is supposed to reciprocate with similar personal revelations. Often involves confessing scandalously damaging personal information, liberally sprinkled with Dr. Phil-style psychobabble.
Eventually backfires.
Examples:
1) New female doctor you encountered in grocery store wants to be friends with you, so she confesses to you she sleeps with all her younger male patients, then asks you for your advice when she confesses one of them may be gay and might have given her a disease. Four days after you meet her.
2) New female stranger you ran into at a rock club wants to be friends with you, so her first-ever phone call to you is about how her father molested her as a child. The night of the day you meet her.
3) Distant female acquaintance you've seen once or twice at school wants to step up the next level to friendship, so one night out of the blue you get a phone call from her, find out she got your number from someone who shouldn't have given it, and she wants to talk with you at length about her extensive liposuction surgeries and suicidal feelings. Suddenly. Over wine. RIGHT NOW.
The above are yet continuing example of why I agree with men that most women are pathologically insane.
And I'm a woman.
"Yeah, Kate and I were swapping 20's last night over sangria and the stuff she wanted to talk about got out of hand."
"Say, I hear you and Marilyn swapped 20's last night. Did she talk about her 1979 flirtation with bestiality?"
"One reason women's relationships with men go wrong is they decide they and the guy should swap 20's the day after they just met."
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A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.
Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.
Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.
When someone stands in the frunk of their rear or mid engined car, freebases off of the frunk lid while having their asshole eaten.
I came out of left field pub and Geoff was getting a Dundalk engine swap from the Geresbecks's cashier, right off of the Porsche emblem and everything.
A fecal foreplay game that involves the act of pooping into another persons anus; preferably of a solid nature. The goal is to pass the poo as many times possible without letting it slip out and hit the ground.
I met this girl on craigslist who had a serious poop fetish. We played a few games of Sphincter Shit Swap before getting into grimy, unprotected anal sex. I beat her 12-5.
During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.
Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!
When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh
the act of put your saliva in your partner's mouth for fellatio
Mikey always swapping special spit with Christie to clue her in on what he was thinking.
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