sweater biscuits

nice boobs under a tight sweater

Saturday was the first cool day of fall bringing the sweater biscuits from their summer hibernation.

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sweater sausages

Boobs. Lung protectors, jello molds, double lattes, bald commuters, mre's, whoopie cushions, frontal lobes, juggies, ....

Q: 2nd funniest name for boobs?
A: Sweater sausages

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Cosby Sweater

The multi-colored lint left in one's ass crack after wearing flannel boxer shorts.

It took me an hour to get that cosby sweater off my ass!

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Take a sweater

What concerned parent's say as you walk out the door, either causing extreme annoyance or snide remarks. Then you have to go back inside and get a sweater, and if you don't it will most likely be the coldest day of the year.

Mother dearest: "Oh Danny, don't be ignorant and take a sweater."
Danny: "Ugh, you don't understand me."
Mom: "What you say?"
Danny: "Did i stutter?"
Mama: "Your grounded."
... Later on it starts snowing...
Danny: "Son of a bitch!"

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Ankle Sweater

A fat chick SO fat that she sweats from her ankles.

"...Dan bagged another ankle sweater last night. He sureloves the fatties..."

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Sweater pigs

Breasts, usually in the context of being large in a particularly sleazy way.

Oh man, check out the sweater pigs on that broad...

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sweater queen

a term used soemwhat disparagingly by leather queens to describe non-leather wearing homosexuals. Behaviors: tend to go to moderately priced restaurants not specifically tagetted at gay clientele and tend to work in fields that require intercourse (non-sexual, of course) with heterosexuals

After dinner in the suburbs, Paul discarded the sweater queen outfit and put on a white t-shirt and worn jeans, then headed to the City.

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