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A party in which many people gather in a house where someone is infected with the H1N1 influenza virus in hopes of catching it, therefore being immune.
Hey Tom, I heard Becky got the H1N1 virus and is holding a swine flu party at her apartment!
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sending good definitions to the Urban Dictionary.
Arg! They rejected my definition of shouty-crackers again! It's a real piece of urban slang that they don't have in there! Pearls before swine, I tell you what.
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What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.
Harry: Let's go somewhere!
Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.
Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!
Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!
an elegant, fancy bitch.
guy 1: hey who’s that
guy 2: that’s divine swine 69
guy 1: what does that name even mean?
guy 2: an elegant, fancy bitch
A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...
Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"
Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."
*All die, pandemic starts*
Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...
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Hooking up with an overweight woman.
I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.
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1. A babepig
2. A little girl who oinks.
3. A female piggy
4. A female swine pig
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