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A condition characterized by an overwhelming sense of paranoia at having one's back exposed or unprotected; The person who sits in the back of the class, or the back of the restaurant, or in the corner, like a real creeper, who is afraid of spontaneous back stabbings by strangers or hit men; So named because of the old days where mafia members never sat at a place in a restaurant where they could be attacked or caught unawares by someone coming in the front door. It has since carried over to the modern day, where it isn't really necessary, (unless you live in a third world country or maybe Iraq or North Korea) but somehow still affects people in all walks of life.
Waitress: "Sir, will this table be alright?"
Creeper: "No... no, let me have that booth that's in the corner...and turn out the light over the table please. I normally eat in the dark."
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Waitress to Hostess: "Why didn't you warn me that creep has mafia syndrome?"
When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".
" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
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*Disclaimer*: For informational purposes only. If you or a loved one is suffering from Amogus, please seek treatment immediately.
Amogus is the inability to dissociate reality from the video game Among Us. Symptoms are: recognition of objects from among us, or calling people 'sus' or calling emergency meetings. The best solution is prevention; replace items that can create thoughts of Among Us, such as trash cans. Never, ever watch content related to Amogus. If going to an
Amogus-heavy website, quickly find the content you are looking for, and ignore anything related to Among Us.
If you do have Amogus though, it is best to seek treatment by talking with other people for recovery. Seek treatment immediately and quarantine yourself in a room without access to YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, Among Us and anything that gives thoughts of Among Us. Remove all objects that are associated with among us in your room.
PS: It's just a joke, it does not affect your physical/mental health.
Someone with Amogus: That trash can looks sus.
Someone without Amogus: I think you have the Amogus Syndrome, I'll ask for help. Meanwhile, quarantine yourself in a room free of Among-Us related items.
The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.
I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
The desire for the Avengers to save the world, caused by the psychological condition of only acknowledging a global threat to humanity once it enters Manhattan Island.
Thousands of alarmed New York Yankees fans experienced severe Avengers syndrome upon learning that the MLB would be suspended due to a viral outbreak.
"The AL syndrome" is a workplace phenomenon characterized by individuals employing ostentatious language and intricate terminology to mask their lack of understanding or proficiency. This behavior is motivated by a desire to bewilder listeners, creating the illusion of competence while concealing a genuine deficiency in knowledge or skills. It often manifests in verbose, convoluted communication that serves to obfuscate rather than clarify. This tactic can be detrimental to effective collaboration and hinder productivity within a professional environment.
During the team meeting, Adam resorted to the AL syndrome, using a barrage of complex jargon to discuss the project, despite having a limited grasp on its intricacies.