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in bestiality, the act of being completely penetrated vaginally, orally, or anally by an animal such as a dog
The dog mounted the woman from behind and thrusted it's penis deep inside the woman's vagina, taking the knot with great ease.
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To throughly own or school someone. A way to measure whether someone has been taken to the house is whether it would be appropriate to inquire of the person in question: "How's your hole?" If asking such a question would indeed be befitting of the situation, then that person has indeed been taken to the house.
A heart-warming children's story to demonstrate the meaning of "take to the house":
Billy's dad told him that he was taking him to Disneyland for the day and told him to close his eyes. After a half hour of driving, his dad instructed him to open his eyes again. Billy realized he was not at Disneyland, but instead back at his house again. His dad then yelled, "Slizzam!!! Got you, sucker! No Disneyland for you, you little bitch!" and started laughing hysterically. Billy then began to cry as his dad taunted him, "Wah wah!!! You little crybaby! I'll give you something to cry about!" Looks like little Billy got taken to the house on that one.
Also:
Fred Weis got taken to the house in the 2000 Olympics when Vince Carter simultaneously dunked over him and teabagged him, shoving his nuts directly into Fred's face.
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A phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. The phrase was popularized by 'Dennis Reynolds' in an episode of the cable program 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' on the episode titled "The Gang Gives Back".
Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand
Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is that?
Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.
Dennis Reynolds: It's diet.
Flip Flop Kid: Oh.
Dennis Reynolds: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?
Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.
Dennis Reynolds: Terrible. Take a lap.
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to assume leadership on a task, usually said by the leader of the previous task
investigator: there's hostiles up ahead. take point.
public relations: got it.
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To forcefully pass a large turd that causes some pain or discomfort on the way out.
I had to take a smash and it felt like I gave birth.
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the command that instructs another party that once they have given you something they cannot change their mind.
steve asked hillary to give him her heart.hillary said 'yes'.steve followed with 'no take backs'.
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Older terminology meaning to "calm down" or "chill out." Used primarily when someone is freaking out over something that does not deserve the tantrum.
"Whoa, take a couple deep breaths and take a red man."
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