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Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

tell your cool story again, bro.
cool story bro - don't give a shit about your story.
tell it again - still probably won't give a shit about it.

Jimmy - HEY, I GOT AN A ON MY MATH TEST TODAY.

Nick - Cool story, bro! Tell it again!

by IDGAFBRO April 14, 2011

195๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.

Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"

by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018


proper bo i tell thee

1) telling somebody about something "cool" or "rad"
2) means its really good, i'm telling you"
3) verbal content used by craig david himself

thats proper bo i tell thee

by botaf November 11, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tell me about the rabbits, George

a line from "Of Mice and Men" by steinback

"Tell me about the rabbits, George!

by DeWayne Mann June 17, 2003

287๐Ÿ‘ 134๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again

A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.

Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."

by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011

49๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 27, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tell me about the rabbits, George

Tell me again about how we're going to have place of our own some day, and be happy keeping rabbits. And we'll chase these cats away!

See above

by Bob Thomson June 29, 2003

106๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž