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October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
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A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
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@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match
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Residential or overnight , usually a month or longer, Drug and/or substance abuse rehabilitation center.
I got so bad on the yip (cocaine) that I ended up going to tennis camp in Malibu for 2 months.
When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.
Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"