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October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
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A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
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@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
A person who performs or plays in the act of tennis.
She was a pro tenniser, making it to state championship.
The act of playing tennis in the past verb tense. Can also be used in the present progressive.
Jack: Hey what are you doing after school?
Kate: Oh I don't know, maybe some tennising?
Jack: Are the courts open?
Kate: Yeah I'm pretty sure they are.
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When two guys are simultaneously sex with a girl and she bounces inside of one to the other, much like a tennis ball going back and forth.
Person 1: Hey, Brad and I were tennising this girl last night so hard, she bounced off the bed!
Person 2: Brad, you are such a douchebag.
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Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match
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