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October 27th is ask out a tennis girl day! Go up to that pretty girl you like that specifically plays tennis and ask her out!
Hey! Today is ask out a tennis girl day and I would like to know if you would go out with me?
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A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
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@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?
Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical
Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match
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The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.
Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me
a code word for raw dogging goats.
Man, Rich has tennis elbow, said he is going to get it checked out.