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The only real weapon that is effective in fighting Social Terrorism. (Basically friends who show up at your place, and refuse to leave.)
Ding- dong!
Sally: "Hi! May i come in?"
You: "No - go away. Goodbye."
Door slams.
Counter Social Terrorism. Tough, clean and as nasty as the terrorist itself.
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A bunch of empty men came to earth one day and realised that they had never been heard or took into account in their lives.. so, they gathered together in a band, pull the anarchist cook book, put a little salt, make a bomb and exploit everithing... they usually go killing people in not very discriminated way... lokk up what happened in NY and Madrid... they make everybody else suck their own ass with fear... and they don't like to show their faces and say who they are... were'nt they trying to be heard???
Al Qaueda, ETA, IRA, FARC... Hey man!!! we kill them today.. yeah! we were heard! we made them suffer!
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When you and two other male volunteers get duck tape and tape each others dicks together, forming a tip triangle. Everyone in the experiment then begins furiously masturbating and when on cumming, the three men exchange cum through the triangle.
Me and my friends John and Todd did a Triple Dick Terror at the party yesterday!
The act of committing unspeakable atrocities on or about the nearest toilet available, usually as a result of eating questionable food or experiencing traumatic life events. Toxic fumes and shit stained bowls are the easiest ways to identify TBT.
"I knew stopping by that Hot Dog vendor last night wasn't a great idea, but I never thought I'd be spending my Sunday engaging in Toilet Bowl Terrorism because of it."
"My girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend and now I can't stop shitting liquid plasma from the emotional distress. Consuela is going to be pissed when she sees the Toilet Bowl Terrorism she's going to be cleaning up this week."
To add "safety precautions" when it really invades ones privacy.
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Terrorizing my taint. To rub someone the wrong way. To be a fucking pain in the ass. To become really bothersome all of a sudden.
Alright, you're terrorizing my taint already.
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When the elevator you're riding in drops, unintentionally.
How was the elevator ride?
Bro, I just got Tower Of Terror-ed