The Hawking Test

"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.

While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -

You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."

Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"

You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."

Pacer test

The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.

Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)

Roofie Test

A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge

Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.

low test

Low testosterone male.

Slang used on 4chan

"Kek, what a faggot. Low test"

Beep Test

1. Human Torture
2. Worst nightmare
3. Used to embarrass yourself in front of your friends
4. Has a voice of a demon

1. Have you done the beep test yet?
Yes, I fainted.

State Test

the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework

Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"

Note-In Tests

When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.

"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John

"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick

"Stop cheating rick" Teacher

"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"

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"Good crimany you are right"