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When one takes a bubble in test (preferably a scantron) and can only think about how hard that song would be on guitar hero.
"Blimey this would be a
hard song on expert" John
"Yeah bitch I couldn't due it on hard" Rick
"Stop cheating rick" Teacher
"Sorry mam his Note-In tests is a beast come take a gander"
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"Good crimany you are right"
A determination of whether a headline, in particular a ridiculous-sounding headline, would look out of place if reported by the comedy newspaper The Onion, which is known for 'reporting' fictional news stories frequently of the satirical or ridiculous variety.
"SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERTS SAY"? I don't think that passes the Onion test.
"The Hawking Test" is a way of settling any debate over whether or not an activity qualifies as a sport (i.e. chess, NASCAR, cheerleading, etc.). When debating, take a step back and ask yourself "could Stephen Hawking participate in this activity?" If the answer is yes, then that activity is definitely not a sport. If the answer is no, it can qualify as a sport.
While watching a commercial for World Series of Poker on ESPN -
You: "You know, I don't understand why poker keeps showing up on ESPN, it isn't even a sport."
Your Friend: "Poker definitely counts as a sport, it takes a lot of skill!"
You: "Come on man... poker doesn't even pass The Hawking Test. That man can play poker. Poker isn't a sport."
The worst gym activity known to man! Basically u line up at the starting line and when u hear a go signal, obviously u start running or jogging. u have to get to the finish line before the beep. But it keeps going until everyone gets out. The last kid left is 99.99999999999999% an athletic kid. When the gym teacher assigns a pacer test, it is just a death sentence with extra steps.
Gabe: yo Ian we are having a pacer test today
Ian: put something nice on my grave(๑•﹏•)
the worst legal thing to come into existence besides homework
Teacher: "We have a state test tomorrow"
All students: "fuck"
As in "check out the chick buying the knockup test, everybody.
Wonder what must be going through her head? Yeah, well, since you asked, a family of mayonnaise-guzzling giants is trying to suck me into their suburban nightmare, and there's a solid chance that I have an Eriksen the size of a 15-pound turkey growing inside of me!
{Noun}- Commonly used amongst High School and College students. Test Week is the week prior to your exams (average 1 test and 2 quizzes every day and the occasional double tester). Its the second worst week of the year after exam week. This week happens because all the teachers procrastinate and give you tests,quizzes,and papers trying to put in final grades for that semester and for college students that sucks. So technically it is 2 weeks of all nighters. See and the thing is you have to do well on these or else your quarter average will go down. Test Week usually happens the second week of December and 2 weeks prior to summer break because remember you have exams the week after!!!
Person: Yo bro do you want to hit up New York this weekend?
Test taker: No bro I'm hitting my book for test week.
Person number 2- Forget studying for test week, I gotta study for exam week.