basketball term , while airborn fake to the left then fake to the right then finally shoot a lay up with the left(or vice versa)
i use to love watchin jordan double clutch playin the knicks
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(v) Slang term in porno when the male performer pulls out and ejaculates and then immediately reinserts and continues intercourse.
Peter North double clutched the hell out of Rachel Ryan in the vid Games Couples Play.
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When you firmly grab a handful of belly fat on another person and shake it quickly. You must also yell "RIIIIIPLE CLUUUUUUUUTCH!"
it kind of tickles the other person. doesn't work well with skinny people.
run up to someone you know who is chubby, grip the stomach and proceed to yell ripple clutch while shaking the belly fat.
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the complete opposite of clutch, meaning whatever is being described is not good or is dumb.
If Morton is so anti-clutch how did they make it to the sectional championship?
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to masturbate at a very fast pace
I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.
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The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.
Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!
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Taking another persons anal virginity
Joe decided it was time to find some freaky people and popping the clutch with men or women would be a good night on the town. he met a man named Jake at a birthday party and got a piece of that ass all night long.
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