AD-36

A virus that causes permenant obesity in humans. 30% of all obese people have it, and 11% of non obese people have it too.

Stay away from fat people, otherwise you might catch AD-36.

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Ad Gambling

Refreshing during an unskippable ad on Youtube. This results in either another ad, or the original video, hence the "gambling".

"I tried ad gambling PewDiePie's recent video, lost three times in a row"
"Sike, PewDiePie doesn't make ads"

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Pull an AD

To fail to attend friends and loved one's momentous occasions, despite having assured them one would be there, only to instead opt for menial tasks such as smoking pot, gaming, and most possibly masturbation

Matt decided to pull an AD on my birthday this year, the bastard, only to touch himself ever so tenderly while watching Pretty Woman

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X-Ade

An amazing thirst quencher made by Cutting Edge Beverages. It tastes better than Gatorade, but it is very cheap. It comes in a variety of delicious flavors.

"X-Ade Xtreme Thrist Quencher"

"Get It Back"

Hey bro why are you drinking Gatorade? X-Ade is cheaper and better.

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Ad Homonym

A misspelling of "ad hominem."

Ad homonym is a misspelling of the word, ad hominem.

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Dirty Ade

When your gay friend pulls out a double-ender and proceeds to penetrate you with it, then whips it out with a ‘popping’ noise and uses it to smack you round the face.

“I was with this hot redhead last night and things were going great until she surprised me with the Dirty Ade”

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Ads spam

It’s a thing in fortnite that elite agents and soccer skins use because there sweaty basically If your on a controller you spam L2 for PlayStation controllers and for Xbox it’s LT and you laser the fuck out off your enemy it’s AIDS

This guy just fucking Lasered me with a drum gun with ads spam

This guy just got Lasered With ads spam like ghost ayden did to a guy in arena cough cough

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