Has a dick the size of russia, and the looks of a Lamborghini
That guy has a MASSIVE cock, what a boone
Boone is a smartass in the best way possible. He has the sweetest laugh that will always put a smile on your face and an indefinite charm. He takes care of himself and he is a hard worker, but he has a lot going on in his life and sometimes he lets it get to him. Sometimes he overthinks; he holds a lot inside and doesn't open up easily to people. He holds himself to very high standards. However, he knows how to have fun, oh for sure, he can put on a show and he makes the best out of every moment. He has a kind touch and keeps a small circle of close friends. He's a loyal friend and boyfriend and the only thing you have to worry about it is him stealing your food. He has a fiery spirit, good sense of fashion, humor, and all the chicks. Once you get to know him you will never want to lose him.
Who's that looking at you? Oh, that's Boone, isn't he sweet?
his Nose is the 8th wonder of the world. good ol dorito nose
Boone: shows meme*
Everybody: Doesnt laugh*
Boone: FuCk NoT fUnNy
Someone who is so weird and socially inept that you cant believe they've made it this far in life. Everything they say puzzles you. Essentially, a social experiment.
"Yeah, the guy I went on a date with last week was such a Boone."
amazing person.
great personality
over 6 foot.
generally awesome.
Damn, that boone guy is really cool, i should get to meat him
A boone is someone with an overeager interest in everything toiletrelated.
"How was your defecation?" "Shut up you boone weirdo!"
To boone, is to spread ones anus agape, similar to goatse, but instead holding the anus agape with a dilator or similar object. The most common reason to boone is for sexual pleasure, as well as storing things inside ones anal cavity.
"I had to boone to store the drugs in my ass"