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When you're too cooked and sleep in, miss your alarm and end up late for work
I've had a massive night out getting on it on a school night... I went to bed in the early hours of the morning and now I've woken up to realise that I've slept in and now I'm late for work... I finally get to work and all my who were good enough to make it to work on time tell me that I've 'done a cal'! sleeping in is defined as 'Doing a Cal'
Cal the Stoner is an Australian stonemason turned sculptor and inventor of the sculptural technique Intricarved. Cal the Stoner sculpts from his open-air sculpture studio in the South Australian desert opal mining town of Andamooka.
Cal the Stoner is an artisan stonemason and inventor of sculptural technique Intricarved.
a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.
Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?
A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!
Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME
Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.
Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!
Melon: *holds up red flannel*