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Trying to get to sleep by repeatedly jerking off.
Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.
Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
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The recognition of the message being verbally communicated out of another's mouth. i.e. reading lips.
By counting teeth, I can tell when a homeless guy is lying about not drinking... especially if the front one is missing.
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When someone doesn’t understand something your talking about
Count the Guap how
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The act of sticking it in her booty while having sex.
"Dude I'm totally going to make it count tonight!"
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The phrase "Count me out" is generally used when you do not want to take part in something or do not want to be a part of something.
Count me out girlfriend! I'm not attending your party.
He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.
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Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.
The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.
A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Henchman #21: Dude, get out I gotta take a Count Dooku
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