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GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.
You're a typical Jared Copeland
What a J-rad
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an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared
a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
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a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair
"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
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Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four
Hartwell pass Jared the rocket
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1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.
2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.
3. doing something obviously hypocratic
4. see emo
See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.
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When one person shoves a sharp object during sexual intercourse in to another's ass.
"If you don't smarten up, i swear ill give u a jagged jared!"
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Asian kid with really good dank life
Guy: is that Jared Pabellano with the dank shirt