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A mall in Harper Woods, MI(suburb NE of Detroit). Opened in the 1950's as a mid to higher end outdoor shopping mall. It was remodelled and turned into an indoor center. The mall currently serves a large African American consumee base which focuses more on clothes, shoes, and fast food outlets. The Mall is on the corner infamous 8 Mile Road and Kelly Road. It has one of the largest theft rates in metro Detroit due to the lower-income clientele. The residents of the ultra-welathy Grosse Pointes (nearby) do not shop there anymore.
Yo, we gettin somme shoes and nachos at Eastland Mall later on.
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The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online
"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."
A mom who takes her children to the play center in the mall, then gets mad at other kids for things her child does.
Her kid just kicked mine and she’s mad at my kid. Gosh she’s such a mall mom.
When someone is so angry/frustrated they lose control of all rational thought.
I no longer have my computer because I Malled out so hard I put my foot through the tower.
Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male
Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.
They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.
Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)
Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.
They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.
Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.
Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around
Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that
Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"
Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.
Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool
Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic
Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.
The brisk determined pace in which people walk as if on a retail therapy mission.
Those women must be on a important mission as they a walking a mall pace.
Officially known as the Palisades Center, the Palisades Mall is the greatest thing that ever existed in the eyes of New Jersey residents. Located in West Nyack, New York, and opened in 1998, the mall consists of four floors and an underground parking garage. They've got Macy's, Lord & Taylor, and Target. The food court offers Popeyes Chicken (which is basically drugs for Generation Z) and ChinaMax and Burger King and Wendy's (DON'T ORDER FROM THEM) and holy shit a Chick-fil-A (another Generation Z class drug) is coming. There's also a Dave & Buster's where you can legally gamble, drink, cheat, and steal tickets in order to win an overpriced Wii U.
Formerly home to Jeepers!, a Suck E Cheese's that had some amusement park rides, arcade games like DDR, and prizes including a Hamtaro plush. Yes, they had them.
The mall originally looked like a warehouse but then they tried to rival Garden State Plaza so RIP.
Fuck yeah Palisades Mall! Let's eat Popeyes and then go to Dave & Busters!