mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.

Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete

gay mario

If you know a Mario, he's probably fuckin gay

Hey there goes gay Mario

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mario main

A person who thinks spamming smash attacks and forward airs is a good strategy, might also be obsessed with the competitive player Ally.

Mario main : Hey, wanna play smash?

Person who doesn't main trash : No thanks, I don't want to be spammed to death.

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Super Mario

Super Mario is a pop-culture icon from around the 80's to 90's and was the star of Donkey Kong and Super Mario World. Since his introduction into the world by nintendo, he has become an icon to gamers worldwide, from people who hang around on the internet all day, to fat losers who won't get laid until they're 40. Mario's marketing would give Satan a boner. But all in all, Mario is still one of gaming's beloved icons.

"It's a-me, Mario! I'm a-gonna rip a-you a new ass-a-hole!!

Luigi: "oh, you stereotypical bastard, you!"

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Mario Lemieux

God himself. Also known as the owner, savior, and center for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

I believe in Mario Lemieux...I just don't go to Church.

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Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

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super mario

When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.

She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!

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