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Maple Ridge Elementary School

Is full of white asshole teachers, and demons known as "pervs". the buses smell like shit, and you must make friends to survive the 10 years you're in that prison. the teachers are strict as fuck and some of them literally have told you they're trying to make the work as boring as possible. the 7 year olds think they're cool and start swearing, the english are dumb fucks and the 6th graders think they have it hard. kids have fake depression and there are so many clubs that you are forced to be in at least ten. this hell hole can be found in Ottawa, ON,CA. kids beg for mercy at assemblies also known as 2 hour long lectures. people lose their pure minds at the age of 5 when you find a teacher on pornhub. thank you for reading.

poor innocent child: hey i go to maple ridge elementary school
random kid: whens your funeral?

by that one fucking idiot October 16, 2019


Ridge Road middle school

A trash ass middle school that is gay and the principal is trash and the student are lame and overall it’s just dumb

Mike: Aye bill have you heard of Ridge Road Middle School

Bill: Yeah that School is trash ass

by Lily Hamadan 12394 November 14, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oak Ridge High School

the only high school in a hick town of 27 thousand people, surrounded on three sides by churches where students go during lunch to light up and MAYBE be sober enough for the next class, home of an INTERESTING group of crazies in Tennessee

"dude, its lunch! Wanna go smoke some of this shit?!? Oak Ridge high school baby, sobriety only matters to others!"

by Zonker01us April 2, 2008

129πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Mountain Ridge Middle School

Welcome to the shittiest place on earth. Mountain ridge is full of rich bitches that only want money. Literally hell..

People always end up in relationships that never work out. Honestly, it's middle school get a brain.

This place is full of drugs, and if you ever need illegal substances ask literally anyone, they probably have it.

Once you leave MRMS get ready to go to Mountain Vista High as fuck because they have more drugs than Mountain Ridge.

Mountain Ridge Middle School is the worst place on earth.

by I'm.so_over.it May 23, 2018

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Eagle ridge middle school

A weird ass school is ca$hburn that no one likes. Everyone there are weird hoesπŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Eagle ridge middle school can suck my dick

by LMAoooooii March 26, 2019

19πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


thunder ridge high school

high school that revolves around sports and has the lowest csap scores in the district.it has no time for education because sports is the only way it gets its funding.

guy: yo dude, i watched this thing on tv about thunder ridge, i think the assembly said abby weigner a million times...

by DJ Houzer April 19, 2005

51πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


Fox Ridge Middle School

The newest and preppiest middle school out of the Cherry Creek School District.

Every student has either an iPod touchor an iPhone by the eighth grade, every girl owns mostly name brand clothes, and popular guys own expensive jackets and shoes while nerds always have the newest portable gaming system at their side. Black people are automatically stereotyped as ghetto, and the white to minority ratio in each classroom is about 5:1. The oldest teacher is 40, while most are in their mid-twenties. They can't seem to find good Spanish teachers while the Choral, Band, and Drama departments are flourishing. The students are very naive about what is drama, and nobody really knows what ghetto is. Fox Ridge Middle School is definitely a large magnet for rich kids of Aurora/Centennial, Colorado.

by foundmychin May 7, 2011

60πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž