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Longboard/Skateboard wheels with one (1) gold wheel in the set.
I've got the Golden Ticket... Golden Ticket Wheels!
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When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .
Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.
Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.
Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.
I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.
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Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!
Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?
A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."
"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
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the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.
"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets
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If you can obtain this ticket, you can beat a gipsy without punishment.
Jack: Do you want a Beat a gipsy ticket?
Luigi: Yes!
Jack: You can print unlimited amount of that!
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