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When your driving with your friends and you have a secret hidden way to get there faster thats what its called.
Jessica and I were driving to the mall when I made an abrupt left, she then turned and asked, "where are you going the malls straight then a left." When i replied with, " well its a batman route."
Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.
"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."
To frantically and intoxicatedly make your way to work, or other commitments, after partying too hard the night before and oversleeping, skipping your normal morning routine.
P1> (arrives at work)
P2> You're late again. And you look like hell.
P1> I know. I woke up 5 minutes ago. Pulled a batman express this morning.
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where one person lurks in the shadows with their true identity known to only a few close friends of the other. This could be because the 'batman' is someone on the side, below the class of whom they are dating ie, when someone is "slumming" or because of fear of judgment by friends. A man or woman can be the batman.
Indication that you are in a Batman relationship include not going out in public together but rather spending time alone together, not meeting friends or family of the person you are seeing, random communication usually via text and not phone, the other person not wanting to join you when you do group activities with your friends, etc.
I think Suzy is in a Batman Relationship, she's having trouble in her marriage, but doesn't seem to be very unhappy.
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The pure essence of crime in your asshole that needs beating
Yusuke: "Dude your attitude has been bad lately... Do you have a bad case of Batman Cheese?"
Kuwabara: "I don't even know anymore, man."
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The batman bang is a very intense sexual eploration like none other it is when a man is fucking a chick he pulls out sprays black paint on her vagina he then gets on his knees and slams his forhead into the the womans vagina several times leaving an inprint on the mans forhead looking almost identical to the batman sign the woman then licks it off his forhead leaving her mouth black resembling the batcave he then sticks his still erectile penis into the dark hole. the man then jizzes all over her face making her look like the joker. Bat man and the joker must go into battle so the man cock slaps the joker several times untill either his penis breaks or the jokers neck.
I was so pissed off at clarice last night i told her its time to do the batman bang. She won so im going to the doctors today to get my penis fixed. THAT BITCH!!
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