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Walking around in crowded areas and you realize that you have to stop for not to shit in your pants. You stop, tighten your ass balls and pretend you find something interesting, because it's not possible to walk normally and tight your ass balls at the same time.
In a supermarket with friends: 'Hey, why does Peter stop to look at those ridiculous clothes?"
Friend answer: "Probably a beef stop to keep it in there"
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That time at the end of Lent when people can start eating meat again and immediately go to eat a hamburger
"Lent is over, it's time for the Beef Boom at the restaurant!"
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The female equivalent of tea-bagging someone. Refers to a woman lowering her loose, flappy labia or 'beef curtains' into the mouth of a person that has fallen asleep at a party. The action resembles dunking a beef dip sandwhich into au jus.
" What a crazy party last night. I can't believe she gave her the beef dip!"
"Yeah, serves her right for getting drunk and passing out on the couch."
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1. (v) Pure Awesome.
2. (n)Awesome player of Unreal Tournament. Known to have a bad connection but remains quite lethal.
3. (n)Character in the movie "Idiocracy", known as the only undefeated rehabilitation officer.
4. (v) to totally hand someone their ass.
"That guy is entirely beef supreme!"
"No not Beef Supreme, I'm leaving the server."
"Aw man I totally got beef supremed. :.(
"Chuck Norris is pretty beef supreme"
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Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
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defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.
Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!
Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.
Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
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The act of exposing a large portion of your scrotum to an unsuspecting onlooker without exposing a testicle or anything besides the disgusting and hairy skin of your ball sack.
The Ground Beef is way worse than the goat or the hemisphere cause it can take someone a bit of staring before they figure out what is going on.
The Ground Beef could be the grossest thing i have ever seen.
If you get a good enough Ground Beef going, you can flick your wrist back and forth and get a sound like a ball slap. Its awesome.
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