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A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose
Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.
the inadvertent act of inhaling semen through the nose as a man ejaculates on your face
Get me a tissue, you gave me a love booger!
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the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup
There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.
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A spot in a persons vehicle reserved for freshly picked boogers.
Everybody has a special Booger Spot just waiting to be found.
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Booger brickle is a booger that is sharp, pointy and hard as a rock. Usually when you have booger brickle and someone grabs your nose, it will cut the inside of your nose and start a serious nose bleed.
Fuck dude, don't pinch my fucking nose! I have booger brickle!
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The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
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Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
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