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A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.
(noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone
“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”
A slang term to describe a person's asshole.
-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food
that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.
-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.
Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.
that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream
shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens
Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus
We're about to burrito gang on you
A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.
Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.
Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.
Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)