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When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.
Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.
When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.
Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.
A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl
I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.
(noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
A slang term to describe a person's asshole.
-This especially applies in describing someone's asshole when they have eaten anything from taco bell, or any food
that unknowingly gives you diarrhea.
-Can also be applied when someone is getting literally/figuratively fucked in the asshole.
Person 1: How have you been holding up in online class recently?
Person 2: Honestly, schools been fucking me straight in the burrito buster, I'm getting 70 assignments a week, this is bullshit.
The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone
“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”
Special members of a squad that is more elite than your cat nan get naced only the most important people on this planet can join the squad if your a fraud you get shot gang gang #burritosquad #dontsweatus
We're about to burrito gang on you