con-talked

A "mashup" between "Convinced" and "Talked".

Friend_1: "Dude, let's go to UMF in Miami this year! There's gonna be 14 stages and 100's of DJs, and 60,0000 people!! It will be great. I'll even buy you some Sam Adams"

Friend_2: "Okay! You con-talked me into it!"

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death con

You are Kanye West and also an idiot

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3

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Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

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air-con

Popping a mint before giving a blowjob to give a recipient a cooling sensation.

Want air-con? $5 extra.

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Comic-Con

A place filled with nerds, cosplayers, weirdos and fat ugly people.

I feel so ugly, i'm gonna go to Comic-Con to recover my self esteem. Next to those people i'm gangsta!

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con merchant

A particularly nasty individual or group/company who/which attempts to get one over on you or dupe you.

Private insurance companies are freaking con merchants. They charge you through the nose just for having a nose!

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E-Con

A term, usually associated with young teenage men but can be used with either gender, that denotes someone of incredible coolness, usually in an unconventional or unorthodox way.

Whoa! That guy's the best beatboxer I've ever seen! What an E-Con!

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