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Country Cousin

A distant cousin or relative with an unsophisticated backwoods and sometime incestual outlook on life. Typically acostumed to spending more time socializing with livestock than people and their social skills are indicative of this.

Britney Lane is my country cousin she keeps a rooster in the house because she refuses to buy an alarm clock.

by 🤔🧐🤣😂 September 21, 2019


Amish Cousins

When two or more people are molested by the same person. It’s a similar concept to Eskimo bros.

Hey, I heard you guys are Eskimo Bros.

No, we are Amish Cousins... My uncle is a bastard

*High five bro*

by badn'booty December 18, 2019


cousin kisser

Someone from the southern United States

Fuck all cousin kissers

by The molesta February 26, 2016


champion cousin

That one cousin in every family whom every elder family member loves and praises. It's that one little son of bitch that is seen as the smartest, most talented, has the best looks, and brightest future. Also, this person tends to be grandma's favorite and sucks up to her just for more attention.

"Being the champion cousin means I get extra presents"

by balletbitch101 September 12, 2014


Cousin willy

Nickname gave to Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany in the BBC's rap "The cause of World War One! Origins: Rap Battle | WW1 Uncut - BBC" by king Georges V of Great Britain, today it's sometime used as a reference/joke in history meme circles, along with the German war dance of the same song, by the way the account of the same name is the 3rd most liked comment of this video.

Kaiser Wilhelm II: Still proud of my german war dance 108 years later
Georges V: Chill out cousin Willy, stop acting so silly, you be trippin' by flippin' the bird willy-nilly

by Myri from the E.U. January 13, 2023


Anti-Cousin

A cousin who exhibits antisocial behavior.

Our parents might be siblings, but he is the Anti-Cousin.

by MagnusPie November 23, 2014


cousin miguel

A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.

My cousin Miguel is always there for me.

by natedogelite1 May 9, 2017