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Crab Hour

This is when the crabs have a party to get high and eat 69 pounds of chalk

brooooooooo it’s crab hour let’s get high

by ratdad67 February 13, 2019


Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.

When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.

by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023


The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob

Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab

by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 15, 2019


Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

by BananaGeorge March 6, 2010


Crab Step

The awkward diagonal forward step a man takes to unstick his scrotum from his inner thigh.

My sack was stuck to my thigh so I had to take a crab step.

by Dr.JT February 4, 2011


Yard crab

People who live in an apt complex who never work and are useless, destroy the property values of the place, are the reason the police are called habitually, obnoxiously loud, and hard to remove.

God damn yard crabs! Cannot have a peaceful cookout in the courtyard without an outdoor screamfest and a 9-1-1 call at least 5 times a day.

by Gridlock girl September 16, 2017


twisted crab

A sexual position involving two men sticking thumbs in each other's rear end.

Tom and Bob had their hands full with the twisted crab

by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017