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Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

by #funkalicious February 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: β€œexist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Desert mountain high school

Drugs, rich bitches, and shitty sports teams.

If you want a low self esteem and an STD, you should go to desert mountain high school.

by Ucanthankmel8r January 9, 2019

57πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Desert Search For Techno Allah

A very kickass Mr. Bungle song, off their second album Disco Volante. Prince of Persia on acid. Ruined people's speakers back in the 90s

I was late to school because I listened to Desert Search for Techno Allah the day before a bunch.

by dudeperson35 December 5, 2012

20πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Desert Hot Springs Gangs

Desert Hot Springs is a small town of a population of 26,000 and have the highest crime rate in California for a small town/city. With a gang member population over 1000. Dhs is home of the W/S 12 st Hussla Crips is an African American gang, E/S 132 Mafia Boy Crips is an African American gang, True Crime Boyz are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, West Drive Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, Brown Town Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang Coachella Valley Criminals are a Mexican/Mexican American gang.

Desert Hot Springs Gangs are an prodigy of poorest town in Riverside County. 12 st originated in the 90's as 12 st Hussla are now converted to Crips they are allies with the Mafia Boyz Crips and rivals with Gateway Crips,bloods, West Drive Locos and Brown Town Locos. Mafia Boy Crips originated in the early 2000 and lost there numbers due to gang injunctions. They are allies with 12 st husslas,Moreno Valley gangs and rivals with Gateway Crips and bloods. West Drive Locos originated in the 90's they have ties to the Mexican Mafia and are rivals with the 12 st Hussla Crips, Gateway Crips, True Crime Boyz, Brown Town Locos, Coachella Valley Criminals.

by educatorfrommetoyou December 21, 2013

86πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.

Two identical rocks in the desert: β€œexist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Desert Vista High School

The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...

Ahwatukee meets the O.C...but better!:)

by Julie and Kim!! February 9, 2005

209πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž