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Stumble distance

Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)

Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.

by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 9, 2014


Everyone is distancing themselves from me

If everyone becomes distant, maybe it is you not them

Why is everyone leaving me all the time? Everyone is distancing themselves from me

You treat people poorly, maybe you are the cause

by eSoap June 3, 2022