Someone who is so ripped, they could kill a dinosaur just from punching it in the ovaries.
Random Australian Guy - "Ay mate did ya see that guy in the gym benching 4 plates?"
Random non-Australian Guy - "Ah yeah he was such a tyrannosaurus flex."
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Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.
Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, Iโm Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.
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tryin to act like something you're not.
Man! You aint kiss that girl. You are so flexed out!!
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to masterbate. said by rapper T-Pain in the remix to the song "Hit Em With The Flex" by the Party Boyz
Dave: "Yeah, it my girl's time of the month"
Mike: "Guess you won't be getting any for a few days!"
Dave: "Hell yeah man. I'm gonna have to hit that solo flex tonight."
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Stupid Showoff.
Bobo: something that is jenke, ghetto,fake. not genuine. foul, shiesty, or generic.
Also Origin, Tagalog (Philippine's national language) meaning, STUPID or DUMB.
Flex: As far as urban slang, the definition is "to show off." Used by many rappers, most notable Ice Cube and the Geto Boys. Originated in the urban community, and has been used for quite some time.
Whats he doing?
Ah, Just Bobo Flexing.
What a tool.
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Someone that is an uptight douchebag who lifts a lot of weights and thinks they are tough shit.
That guy just bumped into 60 year old lady cause she was in his way, what an Ass Flex!
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1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.
2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.
Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.
In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
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