A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.
Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"
The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma
“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”
Man, you are an absolute mother fucking dora's grandma sepi
A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"
"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...
Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.
An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.
Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.
Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!
Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.