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Grandma's Ankles

A euphemism used to describe mouldy // outdated brussel sprouts.

Nigel "Oh god these are just like grandma's ankles!"
Grandma "Shut up you nonce"

by Silly Spoon March 14, 2018


Grandma’s Cooking

The best meal you can get.

Grandma’s Cooking is so good.

by Evan40Seven January 18, 2019


Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021


dora's grandma

When you are an absolute sepi

Man, you are an absolute mother fucking dora's grandma sepi

by mother fucking kim kardashian February 18, 2021


Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

by Soup420 November 5, 2020


hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 April 10, 2018


Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.

Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.

by Himbo Licious September 5, 2008