Greek Oven

Another variant on the Dutch Oven, a Greek Oven is performed when a victim moves through a revolving door. Just before the victim's segment closes completely, the attacker sticks his ass in and rips a fart. The victim is then forced to breathe the fart in an enclosed space until he can exit the door.

My buddy was going through the revolving door, so I snuck in and gave him the Greek Oven. That door takes forever, so he had to breathe my ass for like 30 whole seconds.

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greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

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Greek Creme

Greek creme is the mixture of substances created during vigorous anal intercourse. “Greek” as a reference to anal sex, and “creme” in reference to the white foamy appearance of the emulsion of lube/secretions/semen/saliva within and around the anal opening.

Similar to the term “truffle butter.”

After a long day working the block, his panties were filled with greek creme leaking from his bussy.

Greek creme

Greek creme is the substance created during vigorous anal intercourse. It is in reference to “Greek” as a reference to anal sex, and “creme” in reference to the appearance of the white foamy of the emulsion of lube/secretions/semen/saliva within and around the anus.

Analogous to the term “truffle butter”

After a long day of work at the brothel, his panties were filled with greek creme leaking from his bussy.

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

Ellie the greek

A really cool girl she deserves better when she thinks she does not. Probably relatives with Alexander the Great . She’s so cool if u have her as a friend u are extremely lucky ! DONT . HURT . HER. FEELINGS . SHES REALLY SENSITIVE . She’s always right about your friends or people u talk please listen to her!! Probably has mommy issues:/

ur ex : god this ellie the greek is so fckin’ annoying

you: thats why i broke up with you

you : Ellie the greek was right. My friends arent good for me ..

your mom : Ellie the greek saved you from depression

Kaz Brekker : wow she’s cooler than me

Inej Ghafa : I’ll name one of my knives “Ellie the greek”
Jesper Fahey: the real god

Matthias Helvar : adore her #feminist

Nina Zenik: can she be my sister?

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes