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When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.
"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"
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The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.
It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*
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when you spin your hips in a circular motion so your penis looks like a helicopter rotor. Seen in the lonely island music video 3 way
Dude i showed my girlfriend the helicopter dick, she thought it was awesome
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Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.
Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it
Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded
Normal person: One Joke...
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Considerable controversy surrounds the diagnosis of “sex addiction.” It’s been excluded from the fifth edition of the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders” (DSM-5), but it’s still written about and studied in psychology and counseling circles.
Additionally, it can still be diagnosed using both DSM-5 (as “Other specified sexual dysfunction”) and the “International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems” (ICD-10) criteria (as “Other sexual dysfunction not due to a substance or known physiological condition”).But sometimes symptoms are present and noticeable. A person may have a sex addiction if they show some or all of the following signs:
chronic, obsessive sexual thoughts and fantasies
compulsive relations with multiple partners, including strangers
lying to cover behaviors
preoccupation with having sex, even when it interferes with daily life, productivity, work performance, and so on
inability to stop or control the behaviors
putting oneself or others in danger due to sexual behavior
feeling remorse or guilt after sex
experiencing other negative personal or professional consequences
That fat guy did it with the 69 helicopter ewww how low can you go.
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Male on top of the Female and once inserted he begins to slowly rotate his body round in a 360' circle whilst thrusting. the woman must lift his legs as they go over her head, and if he hits a good spot the woman is allowed to stop him.
The tricky part is making sure your member doesn't 'pop' out while you're doing this. ... And to keep from laughing. Otherwise its great.
Girl 1: My boyfriend and I tried did the helicopter twirl last night!
Girl 2: What's it like?
Girl 1: Great until he slipped out
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The act of a male performing the ‘helicopter dick’ and battling a ceiling or standing fan, also with his penis.
Doctor: So how did you slice your penis in half?
Me: I had a ‘helicopter battle’.
Doctor: Every DAMN time.
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