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don't you fucking hoover me

don't you fucking hoover me - a saying used to represent someones annoyance towards their friend 'hoovering' them via vc on discord or other platforms.

Phoro:*hoover noises*
Astrid:'Don't You Fucking Hoover Me, Pho!'

by Phoro June 12, 2022


Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times

You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain

by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 16, 2022


super hoover

A female who enjoys giving oral sex to men. Is VERY good at it. Similar to a hose beast.

Man, Michelle is a super hoover. Always trying to get my cock in her mouth.

by Justanoldguy1990 August 8, 2020


Hoover Maneuver

To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave

There's nothin like a good old Hoover Maneuver

by Tactical poptart December 16, 2015


Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.

Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.

by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023


wet hoover

A novice approach to giving head

That girl was like a wet hoover going down on me

by Bambi0c August 28, 2017


Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 17, 2022