Horn born

Another term for a "dumbass bitch" Most likely used for a queer person, but not discriminatory.

Guy 1: "Dude you're a fucking horn born."
Guy 2: "Thanks dude, I know"

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Cheese horn

A pejorative term for a nerd or geek - a studiously intellectual person with social ineptitude and obsessive interests - who, instead of possessing the socially redeeming pop culture-based qualities which comprise "nerd culture" or "geek chic", is intrinsically uncool and unstylish, following in the traditional definition of "nerd".

In short, a cheese horn is an academic nerd in the archetypal 'Revenge of the Nerds' variety rather than a pop culture junkie. While a nerd/geek may be into 'Star Wars' or comic books, a cheese horn is more likely to be into chess or computer manuals. While a geek/nerd may like to play video games, a cheese horn is more likely to take apart a HAM radio. While a geek may wear a hip t-shirt of a movie, a cheese horn is more likely to wear a dress shirt with a pocket protector.

Eugene's a total cheese horn: he took his CPU as his date to the prom.

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Horne Punny

An exclusive synonym of horse pussy that is achieved by replacing the s's with n's.

The great stallion penetrated that Horne Punny with might.

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Horn Scrape

When getting a blow job, she (or he, depending on which team you bat for) decides it's a good idea to rake her/(his) teeth over your cock.

The rotund girl down the street gave me a horn scrape last night after I told her, "Ya, drink it all you fat chunk!".

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Unicorn Horn

A boner, or erection.

Girl : “Hey baby”

Guy : “You just gave me a unicorn horn.”

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horn shy

When the driver of a car never honks their horn no matter how close they are to being hit by another vehicle on the road.

We almost got clobbered by a semi yesterday because Ben got horn shy when it came into our lane.

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The French Horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while fingering her; so named because one keeps their hand in the mouth of a french horn while they play; sister act to the rusty trombone, which is likewise named after a brass instrument.

"I gave my girlfriend The French Horn for Valentine's Day."

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