Upside Down Houdini

When you are hooking up with a girl and you cum on her back and when she turns around spit in her eye. Best executed by members of the beer hand boge club.

Chick reacting to upside down houdini: owww...wait, what?? why did you just spit in my eye. ouch, that really hurt, you just spit directly into my eye.

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Harry Houdini [sploosh]

When receiving a blow job you pretend to be in pain, and while in pain the person giving the blow job stops blowing. When this happens you sploosh on their face.

One Girl: Wow I cannot believe that he splooshed on my face when I was giving him head.

Another Girl: Oh, you mean a Harry Houdini sploosh.

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Houdini Divot Lincoln Combo

Performing the famed Houdini, divot, and the Abraham Lincoln in one motion.

Friend 1: "Dude, did you bust on her face?"

Friend 2: "Shit, I gave that chick the ol Houdini Divot Lincoln combo man!"

Friend 1: "Nice."

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Houdini Vodka Shots

When your about to cum, you pull out and release your victory squirt into the shot glasses filled with vodka. Then she turns around and downs them quickly.

Jack: "Did you girlfriend do the Houdini Vodka Shots last night."
Richard: "Yeah, man she got totally fucked up for round 2."

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the red rasberry houdini swirl

is when your banging agirl doggy style and u spit on her ass pretending you came on her and when she turns around you sock her in the face then she starts to bleed then you cum on her face and grab your shit and leave.

I fucked that bitch over with "the red rasberry houdini swirl".

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dirty raspberry houdini swirl

A combination of a dirty houdini and a raspberry swirl, this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.

A dirty raspberry houdini swirl is the funniest thing anyone could ever do to a girl.

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Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!

"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

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