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What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
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When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.
Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.
When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.
How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?
They won it in the raffle at Christmas.
Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
1. Getting a blow job while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
2. Getting two consecutive blow jobs in a row without pause.
3. Simultaneously jerking off two men and allowing both of them to blow their load on your face at the same time.
1. "Dude she's giving me an Akimblow Job, I'm not worried about planting the bomb!
2. Person 1- "I blew a load into her mouth... but she just kept going... you better believe I blew a second load in her mouth!"
Person 2- "Akimblow Job. Never let her go man."
3. Best friend 1- "I never thought getting jerked off next to my best friend by the same girl and blowing a load on her face at the same time as him would be so pleasurable..."
Best friend 2- "I would take an Akimblow Job by your side any day."
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When an attractive woman brings you a hot dog and then proceeds to give you a blow job while you enjoy your hot dog.
Bonus points are given for quality of the BJ and the selection of available condiments for your dog.
After a long day at work, Kimberly rewarded me with a Hot Job. Not only was the head amazing, it was the best damn hot dog I've ever eaten!
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1. n. A blow job.
2. n. The first word of the phrase, "mop" is an acronym, literally standing for "mouth on penis." Thus, the most accurate definition of a mop job is a job involving the putting of one's mouth on another's penis, allowing for situations other then blowjob's exclusively; i.e., the job of sucking poison out of a snake bite on another's penis.
3. n. A job involving cleaning a floor using a mop.
1. "Dude! This chick bit my penis while giving me a mop job the other day! Now I have a sweet scar!"
2. "Timmy! Give me a mop job quick! This King Cobra just poisoned my pud!"
3. "I hate being a janitor. All I do is give mop jobs all day."
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