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yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
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Landon’s 47 inch long shlong, he could kill you if he fucked you
Is that Landon’s 47 inch shlong?
Yea! I heard he kills everyone he fucks!
are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes
elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found
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He’s charming. Huge cock. Approximately 14 inches in length and 7 inches in girth. Basically means big dick in modern day terms.
Oh he’s a Landon Kirkland, that must mean he has a huge cock.
Freind- “didn’t’t sheriff Landon ban someone from CMPD for nothing?”
Freind 2- “shhhhh”
When you slap some one in the back of the neck really hard and almost black them out.
Man that nigga michael west said wick wist of the wetch and i straight molly whomped his shit i gave him a landon merrill neck a jumbo jack WITHOUT the cheese.
landon wilson better known as landon big strong is not gay