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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 15, 2019


Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

by Urmumswasher July 31, 2020


Slingshot maneuver

Used to describe a scenario where you have to slow down or go backwards (pull back) before you can rocket forward (accelerate out of the slignshot). This could be a scenario in life, in business, etc.

Also often used to as an excuse if things are going poorly / failing.

Mike swears firing the team before finding replacements is a surefire slingshot maneuver, but I think he's incompetent and full of shit.

by hickory_ham_mike January 13, 2022


San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017


The Gru Fuck Maneuver

A Sex Position In Which One Uses Their Noses On One’s Privates Then Smell Them! The Couple Will Win A Ticket Of 2 To Minions: The Rise Of Gru If They Can Recreate A Random PornHub Scene Of Choice

Afaan: Ani Luna Irratti Gru Fuck Maneuver Raawwadheen Tikeetii 2 Gara Rise Of Gru Cause Isheen Stepbro Irra Deebitee Uumte Mo'ate!
Tom: So You Performed The Gru Fuck Maneuver And Won 2 Tickets To Rise Of Gru Cause She Recreated Stepbro!
Affan: Eeyyee!
Tom: OK!

by piXel6932 July 2, 2022


R. Kelly Maneuver

When you have a desire to touch females without their consent and end up raping them.

The guy was horny at the park and slipped a R. Kelly Maneuver!

by Jacob The Ripper May 27, 2021


shorief maneuver

ShoriefCrash
This is a mananveur where somebody crashes into something.

Male 1 : *crashes car*

Male 2: WOH dude why'd you do a shorief maneuver

by Derick hewlet December 8, 2019