A G-Pony is a pony from the animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who is described as gangsta, awesome, cool, or just plain epic.
Jack: Hey brony Fluttershy is a G-Pony.
Adam: Yeah man she's pretty boss.
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A large dog that the little bambinos take rides on while their saggy, crap-filled diapers leak all over the poor, tired dog.
Maria's kids wanted a pony for christmas, but since she lived in an apartment, she was only able to buy a mexican pony for her kids to abuse.
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A homosexual (male not female) who like so jack-off more than normal to gay porn. with a condom on.
that andrew scumbag is such a stupid ugly jizzle pony
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Chicks that are hot for Zamboni Drivers.
Women who want to have sex with Zamboni Drivers. Are called "Zamboni Pony"
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The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.
Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"
Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."
Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."
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Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.
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A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.
*Closet pony opens up his computer*
Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?
Guy two: No it's abstract art!
Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony
Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!
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