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A phrase used to describe your mood or your life that compares to perfect weather, perfect beaches, perfect women. The sickest, nicest place on the entire west coast of the US, California.
Man, my life is fucking santa barabara right now.
Q: How you feeling?
A: I'm Santa Barbara.
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When a fat guy in a red boiler suit drops down your chimney and rapes you.
"Dude I'm scared. Some random fat guy on the street told me he was going to target my house for a Project Santa."
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A shopping mall Santa who gets an erection when a little girl with blonde pigtails sits on his lap.
Cassandra: "Get your daughter off his lap Michelle, he is a rapey Santa."
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To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)
Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!
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A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
The man wanted his girfriend it get into the spirt of christmas by performing the santa clause.
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Santa Cruz is known for its accepting and stoned community. It is a great place to live and is home to many pro surfers. but that doesn't mean that you should come and live there. Trannies go home!!!! and by trannies i mean anyone who thinks they, on any god given day can just go out and try to learn to surf, this also includes any one who lives in a valley or san jose.
Josh(with the puka shell necklace):Hey bra lets go hit up some hella' sick waves at cowell's and the lane dude. yah!!!!
Local:SMACK!!!! Get out of Santa Cruz you fucking valley and never come back!!!!
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When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.
Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."
Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"
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