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Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.
Wow I'm cool.
*Bob does your girlfriend*
BOB, You are sheet!
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Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!
Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?
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A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.
"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."
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The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.
PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!
After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.
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A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.
She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.
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Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.
I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.
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When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!
Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.
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