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When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
My room mate was in the bathroom for ages I had to shit in a bag.
Friend: “Your a dirty Bag shitter”
A vape usually stronger in scent to cover the smell of shit
Babe hand me my shitter vape I need to go bathroom
When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo
Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔
Someone who is so fat that their shit is extruded between their butt cheeks in the form of a ribbon. Similar to the play-doh factory toy.
That fat guy's a ribbon shitter, if he doesn't put one cheek on the toilet at time, he'll shit out a ribbon like a play-doh factory.
To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.
God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.
A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
Sandy the Shitter, shit all over our recliner chair again
The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"